I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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