I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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