Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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