It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i think im in europe. pls send help
These tits shall not be calmed
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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