I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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