Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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