I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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