thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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