She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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