This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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