We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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