In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
time to smoke my breakfast
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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