Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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