so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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