ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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