You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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