Just cropdusted the office
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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