Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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