I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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