**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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