he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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