Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Can I color on your dick again?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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