Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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