I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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