Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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