Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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