I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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