K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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