Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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