never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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