Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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