It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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