guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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