I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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