he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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