I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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