We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I will die if light touches me.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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