love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Non-Jews are for practice
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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