You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
wow bdsm is so cute
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