if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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