I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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