Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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