But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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