I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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