Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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