Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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