I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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