I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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