Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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