quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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