why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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