I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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