i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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