Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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