At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize