New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we're so committed to being not committed
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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