i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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